Q
My headcanon for you is that you get this super cute tone when you're excited and another is that you are a great cuddler.
Anonymous
A

That’s not even headcanon, that’s real. Don’t get me in a toy store or book store or you’ll hear the squealing comparable to a hoard of tween fan girls. And I’m an amazing cuddler.


Q
my headcanon of you is that whenever you hear a bad pun, you look disappointingly into an imaginary camera just like in the office
A

Very close, and I usually just cringe, but I think I would do this a lot more.


What are your headcanons about me?

secretlymartinfreeman:

askboxmemes:

Just curious. 

This sounds really fucking awesome.

Guys make headcanons about me.

(via insanitydonewell)


akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

(via insanitydonewell)


phluphfy:

rocknrave221:

r1ckrock:

It’s from the Tryptophan in the bannas which converts to Serotonin, which uplifts your mood. That shits bannas tho.

DADA LIFE?!?!?

bananas are so fucking metal and badass they’re just like IM GONNA FUCJING CHEER YOU UPIM GONNA GET RID OF YOUR MENSTRUL CRAMPSMAKE ME INTO A SMOOTHIE AND ILL FUCKING KILL THAT HANGOVERIM GONNA BE SO FUCKING USEFUL TO YOU ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FUCKING EAT ME AND I WILL MAKE YOU BECOME A DAMN RAINBOW I love bananas

phluphfy:

rocknrave221:

r1ckrock:

It’s from the Tryptophan in the bannas which converts to Serotonin, which uplifts your mood. That shits bannas tho.

DADA LIFE?!?!?

bananas are so fucking metal and badass they’re just like
IM GONNA FUCJING CHEER YOU UP
IM GONNA GET RID OF YOUR MENSTRUL CRAMPS
MAKE ME INTO A SMOOTHIE AND ILL FUCKING KILL THAT HANGOVER
IM GONNA BE SO FUCKING USEFUL TO YOU
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FUCKING EAT ME AND I WILL MAKE YOU BECOME A DAMN RAINBOW

I love bananas


ilovemesomefreakingpie:

johneggbutt:

you got yourself into this you little shit now get yourself out

I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING BUT I AM AND I DON’T REGRET IT

ilovemesomefreakingpie:

johneggbutt:

you got yourself into this you little shit now get yourself out

I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING BUT I AM AND I DON’T REGRET IT

(via betsycrocker)


ikimaru:

 o k
actual gif ahah

ikimaru:

 o k

actual gif ahah

(via rebeckajane)


deidiva:

cybuggin:

dreamingdusk:

people who can go to Disney World/Disneyland pretty much any time they want

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AND IF ANY OF SAID FRIENDS REBLOG THIS WITH SOME PRIDEFUL COMMENT THEN I’M SORRY YOU’RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE

i dIDN T SAY ANYTHING AT A LL


suicideissilence:

chantillyxlacey:

discovering someone who, based on their art and general attitude, you thought was in their mid 20s is actually 17

image

17 more like 14

(via slimyjohn)


dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me

syupon:

tamaraldbrennan:

Who are you

Whats your favorite color

Favorite ship

Favorite ice cream flavor

Do you have a cat

Thank

reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM image

(via kaze-espada)


consultingsuperhusbands:


I am crying violently.

consultingsuperhusbands:

I am crying violently.

(via noodlepopiscute)


I still don’t understand how a smooth/vectored version of homestuck screen caps and sprites makes people uncomfortable..



(via thelionstirs)